Chemically speaking...
Time for today’s chemical report. So far we have:
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Ammonium Xylenesulfonate, Behenyl Alcohol, Benzyl alcohol, BHT, Bisabolol, Butylene Glycol, Butyloctyl Salicylate, Butylparaben, Calcium Pantothenate, Caprylic/CapricTriglyceride, Cellulose Gum, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteth-10 Phosphate, Cetyl Alcohol, Citric acid, Clycol Distearate, Cocamide MEA, Codium Tomentosum, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dicetyl Phosphate, Dimethicone, Ensulizole, Ethylparaben, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydrated Silica, Hydrogenated Polydecene, Isobutane, Isobutylparaben, Isohexadecane, Laureth-23, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Methylparaben, Octocrylene, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-32, PEG-7M, Phenoxyethanol, Polyquaternium-10, Propane, Propylene Glycol, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Pyrithlone zinc, SD alcohol 38-B, Sodium Acrylates Copolymer, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Hyaluronate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Monoflurophosphate, Sodium Saccharin, Sodium Stearate, Sorbitol, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Tocopherol, Triethanolamine, Triethanolamine, Trimethylolpropane Tricaprylate/tricaprate, Trimethylolpropane Triethylhexanoate, Xanthan Gum, Zinc Citrate Trihydrate, Zinc Oxide
Some were ingested, some rubbed into my skin/scalp. Some placed on my skin then scraped off with a sharp edge. And that’s just before 9 AM.
Oh, the propane came from my shaving cream. What?