The Further Adventures of Saul K.
Following the stunning success of criticizing a weblogger...
Boss,
I'm looking for your insights into how to further my career, not how your freakin golf score is improving. Granted it's your company and your right to say whatever you want -- I'm certainly not trying to tell you what to say. But I suspect that if you want to keep your employees awake in the staff meetings, you'll cut back on the crap about your recreational life. Just an FYI.
Regards, Saul K.
This bit of "constructive criticism" gets Saul a pink slip.
And then...
Dearest,
I'm looking for some good action in the bedroom and good eating on the table, not how your freakin day has been. Granted it's your right to say whatever you want -- I'm certainly not trying to tell you what to say. But I suspect that if you want to keep your man happy you'll cut back on the crap about your personal life. Just an FYI.
Regards, Saul K.
This bit of "constructive criticism" gets Saul a divorce.