Hans and Franz, the Movie

I'm sitting here watching a re-run of SNL on Comedy Central. This one starts with a 'Hans and Franz' skit and I'm wondering... of all the lame movies that have come out of SNL over the years (namely Stuart Saves His Family, Night at the Roxbury, It's Pat, Ladies Man... need i go on?), why didn't they make a movie for Hans and Franz? I'm not saying it would be a good movie. Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon haven't done very well on the big screen. I'm just sayin' that of all the SNL skits that did... well, you get it.

3 Comments

Erick Welsh said:

Robert Smigel and Conan O'Brian started on Hans and Franz Go To Hollywood script, but it never made it to production.

HANS said:

YOU MUST MAKE MOTION PICTURE OF FRANZ AND MYSELF, OR WE WILL SQUEEZE YOUR PUNY LITTLE HEADS WITH OUR PECTORIALS. IT MUST BE DONE PROMPTLY WITHOUT DELAY, OR WITH OUR MASSIVE BICEPS YOU WILL PAY. YOURS PECTORILY HANS AND FRANZ

Hans und Franz said:

OMG hans und (and in german) franz is the alltime best!!! of course it would be a good movie. whoever it was who wrote it wouldnt is a girly man-and should be pummled. not to mention dana carvey and kevin nealon ARE good. ill be back

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