« Mothering a daughter, or Why it never occurred to me I might be pretty | Main | Nine year old's joke of the day »

9-year-old's jokes o' the day

Q: What goes “Moooooz?
A: A jet flying backwards

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer

Q: “Doctor! Doctor! My boy has swallowed a roll of film!” What does the doctor say?
A: “Let’s just hope he doesn’t develop!”

Q: What state has a friendly greeting for everyone?
A: Ohio

and my favorite for today……..

Q: What did the traffic light say to the driver?
A: “Don’t look! I’m changing!”

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)

Recent Photos