Changing the subject
Savannah: "Mom, have you seen my Disney card?" (A gift card promotion, junk mail, we got in the mail two or three months ago.)
Mama: (Knowing exactly what had happened to it.) "Well, where did you last see it?"
Savannah: "Underneath your keybird." (keyboard)
Mama: "Well, you know we can't keep things forever."
Savannah: "Did one of you throw it in the trash?"
Pause.
Mama: "How's your clam chowder?"
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